John Travolta had a 6 year gay affair with his pilot

The woman who was John Travolta's personal secretary for 16 years, from 1978 to 1994, has an interview in the new issue of the Enquirer, and let's just get this over with as quickly as possible.

"I did everything for (Travolta), including taking care of his personal and professional schedules. Of course I knew he was gay. It never bothered me."
She also says she was aware of Travolta's affair with Doug Gotterba, who began working for the actor (as a private pilot) in 1981.  "That's how I met Doug. We both worked for John at the same time. Doug is a wonderful guy and we are still good friends."

Gotterba eventually quit because Travolta was "constantly grabbing at his genital area", so I wonder how that company who hired Travolta to endorse their jets feels now. Their planes are so good that a sodomite can even rape the pilot in mid air. The challenge is how to phrase that in an ad and capitalize on it.