Joanna Krupa Seems Like a Good Wife

Hot American chicks look to marry pro athletes because they are at the top of the U.S. man trophy chart. Also, big black dudes are a great subconscious way to get back at dad. Hot European chicks are far more practical. They'll typically nail down a nightclub owner of dubious crime family descent. La Cosa Nostra is much older than the National Basketball Association. Connected men hide their money in metal boxes in cemetaries. Most of that money comes from the NBA guys blowing it in their clubs. Also taking a piece of the illicit drug trade in the men's room.

Joanna Krupa married a Miami nightclub owner named Romain Zago. If Michael Mann invented that name for a movie you'd laugh at how obvious it was. Less laughing when the Jan Hammer music came up and guys got blown away in his club. Krupa was being paid to party at clubs long before she got married. Now she's giving friends and family discounts. You need a hot blond to pour champagne on her chest and make it look like a big cum explosion. Already done. And your socks are folded. What a wife.

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