Jessica Biel’s Fashion Faux-Pas Freak-Out

Mystery surrounds the hasty departure of Jessica Biel from the Stella McCartney fashion show in Paris today. According to People, Jessica Biel left the show only three minutes after it began, and disrupted everyone in the front row. She also didn't return for the after-show party, which naturally made everyone speculate wildly about her absence.

One minute she was posing and vamping for pictures in a sexy minidress. But three minutes into Stella McCartney's show at the Palais de Chaillot in Paris today, Jessica Biel was escorted from the designer's front row - something never done at catwalk shows, which don't last more than 15 to 20 minutes. A spokeswoman for McCartney told PEOPLE that Biel was jetlagged -- the 24-year-old actress arrived in Paris from Los Angeles yesterday morning. But backstage, rumors flew that Biel was actually taken ill, as she did not reappear after she left the show.

If you ask me, it was drugs, or diarreah. Or something else completely. But you had better have a good reason for getting up in the middle of a fashion show. Especially in Paris. They don't take kindly to American's coming in and messing up their shit. I'm pretty sure disrupting a fashion show is a capital offence in France, and will get you the Guillotine. That's probably why Jessica didn't show up to the party.

Now here are some unrelated, though very nice pictures of Jessica Biel looking very nippy in a satin shirt, sans bra.

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