Jessica Alba was Sixth Grade Slut

Jessica Alba's life is full of problems. Nothing ever goes right for her it seems. Not even growing breasts. That's right, even Jessica Alba's breasts were a problem for her. At least in the sixth grade. And because she had breasts in the sixth grade, everyone called her a slut. Including her principal and some other parents. Seriously, you can't make this shit up, at least not if you believe Page Six.

Jessica Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age - she says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of "self-righteous" PTA moms. "The accusation still ricochets... They think I'm a slut?"




Alba recalls in "If I'd Known Then," Ellyn Spragins' upcoming book of essays by female celebrities. Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21... It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever... And use birth control and condoms, please."

So, let me get this straight, a "sixth-grade slut" who is now pregnant by her allegedly cheating boyfriend is giving kids advice on safe sex? Um, okay. At least we know she's not a hypocrite.

And since we're talking about Jessica Alba's breasts, here are some nice shots of them from the red carpet at the academy awards.