Jessica Alba is in GQ

Jessica Alba is the cover-girl for this months British GQ, and since the only way they can get popular actresses to pose for slutty pictures is by also talking to them, they interview her too.

When asked about her parents and conservative upbringing, Alba says, "I wasn't even allowed to show my stomach in my house when I was growing up - my parents were very strict."

Was she a fat kid? Because no one wants to look at a little fatty. At least that's what my dad would write on my bathroom mirror, and say before closing the sauna door and locking me inside.