ADVERTISEMENT
CELEBRITIES
bill-swift - February 16, 2011
The newsstand where I obtain my Glamour Mexico magazine is like a holy place to me. I bathe myself in essential oils just for the journey. Remove my shoes before entering the shop. Bow my head in reverence, then, swipe the eff out of that magazine and run like hell. And it's all worth it when I get to see the likes of my uber-hottie monster crush, Jessica Alba, staring back at me with those sexy eyes on the pages of the magazine. These Jessica Alba pictures aren't the sexiest shots ever, but they're all Alba, and that's more than good enough for me. They just don't come any sexier. Enjoy.
Session expired
Please log in again. The login page will open in a new tab. After logging in you can close it and return to this page.