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aldo-vallon - August 2, 2018
Spandex? Check. Aviators? Check. Whole lotta attitude? Double Check. If I did not know any better I would be tempted to say Jennifer Lopez is looking to release a hip hop fitness course on VHS. She could even call it “On the Floor 2: Do Crunches” if she felt so inclined. Yes, I did come up with the title, but I am willing to sell it to her for a nominal six-figure fee.
I watched a lot of those old fitness tapes back in the day, and it was not because I had any need to get rock hard abs. I was twelve years old with a fast metabolism; I could have ate chocolate cake for every meal and I would have still had an eight-pack. This was before there was internet constantly in the palm of your hand, and the only computer was kept in the family room. My mom knew exactly what she was doing, I will never forgive her. Even nudie mags were not worth the risk because they left a literal paper trail. But the possession of fitness tapes could appear as innocent as a bottle of lotion on the nightstand.
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