Jennifer Garner And Alessandra Ambrosio Spandex Peeks in Public

Holiday time in Brentwood means just one thing. Time for the celebrities and model moms to be out and about sweating up a bit in their Spandex and stretch pants and sports bra tops. It's a tradition as much as football or shopping or shotgunning a gallon of eggnog because your buddy named "Stretch" dares you. Eff you, Stretch. I'm still vomiting.

Far more enticing is the likes of MILFy veterans Alessandra Ambrosio and Jennifer Garner in skin tight lycra body clinging outfits walking about like dressing the same wouldn't got you burned as a witch just a generation or fifty ago. The manner in which every woman these days dresses like my religious sermonizer told me as a child would make them go to hell is certianly one of the finest social evolutionary advances of our day. Imagine Alessandra Ambrosio in an oversized modest clothing. Perish the thought. We live in a wonderful age. Now, ladies, back to my place for showers. Not evolved there yet? Darn. Enjoy.

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