Jadeon Stage Purple Bikini Pictures Because Purple Tastes Most Amazing

Well, hello there, beach hottie. My name is Bill and I will be your cabana boy. No, there's not an option to switch cabana boys. No, you can't speak to the manager. I assure you, I am your boy. Now why would you say that? That just hurts.

Such is the life of a supplicant to sextastic woman, especially in showy bikinis on the beach. Jadeon Stage had her number called for the latest round of 138 Water mumbo jumbo by way of camera in Malibu. She is something of a stunner, both body and soul, with a special emphasis on the body. Oh, how I'd like to bring her towels only to discover I only have tiny hand towels to cover her entire bare body. We would chuckle. She would punch me. I would drift into unconscious with a huge smile on my face. I really ought to selfie that moment. Enjoy.

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