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aldo-vallon - November 10, 2017
That dress makes Isla Fisher look like she has two world record holding plums growing on her chest. Whoever is responsible for those from the 4-H club is going to become a legend. Stories will be passed down from year to year of that man's green thumb. Historically speaking I have always favored grapes, but I would give her plums a chance if given the opportunity. I have always been a little intimidated by plums, just as I am still intimidated by hers. Plums always seemed out of my league. Grapes were always much more attainable. They are so common that you can find them anywhere. I always thought they were much cheaper than plums as well, which I was not even sure I could afford. But maybe I have been selling myself short all these years. Maybe I am good enough for a couple of big ol' plums. To think, I could have been depriving myself of plums all these years simply by thinking I was not good enough for them. Let that be a lesson to you, don't settle for grapes if you have your heart set on Isla Fisher's plums.
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