Is Melissa Molinaro a Low Maintenance Boobtastic Replacement for Kim Kardashian?

The entire murmuring class is murmuring over Melissa Molinaro, erstwhile model/actress/waitress who apparently Reggie Bush is now knocking booties with and looks, some say, surprisingly similar to Kim Kardashian. And, I say, good on you, Reggie Bush. Oh, sure, you may have singlehandedly destroyed the storied USC football program with your familial avarice, but, you've got a decent head on your shoulders. Women always accuse men of wanting empty-headed hot girlfriends (not that there's anything wrong with that), when, in fact, what guys really want are low maintenance girlfriends, and Melissa Molinaro compared to Kim Kardashian and the entire Kardashian cash-money O.G. Calabasas corporation, not even close. Touchdown, Reggie Bush, imo. Enjoy.