Is Katrina Bowden the New Sexiest Woman Alive?

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Do you by any chance lust hot blonde actresses? Do you ever wonder what it might be like to spend some time in their sacred boudoir while they prance about in their soft little underthings? Well, then you and me can be pals, because that's practically all I think about each moon-cycle-around-the-earth, and, thanks to some prayers being answered by the good folks at Esquire and their mind-bogglingly beneficent Me in My Place feature, we can kind of almost do just that.

Katrina Bowden, in her lady cave, in panties and little tops, um, yum. Is Katrina Bowden the new sexiest woman alive, as the magazine might contend? I don't like such superlatives when it comes to hotness; way too many shades of sextastic to hand out definitive titles. But I will say that Katrina Bowden and ridiculously desirable are an absolutely appropriate descriptive partnership. Enjoy.