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bill-swift - July 23, 2013
Today might just be the day when the super model hotties step out from their paid gigs to offer up a free and ridiculously hot bikini show to the general ogling audience.
It was impossible not to crank your neck to the sights of Irina Shayk stepping across the sandy shores of Miami in her little orange bikini, highlighting her perfect body like a semaphore signaling every man and Sapphic leaning woman within eyeshot. Damn, the layers of suntan lotion I'd like to apply and clean off and reapply on Irina Shayk.
I might just be tempted to gather up the grains of sand in her wake and build a bucket full of happy foot prancing memories of the sextastic sultry angel in orange. She could drive a man to do some seemingly nutty things. I am prepared for them all. Enjoy.
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