Ireland Baldwin Most Definitely Has Butt Cheeks

You know, despite being a professional model, a full time nekkid in the ocean active girlfriend, and a world traveling celebrity offspring, it's still deemed impolite to mention anything the least bit adult about the almost barely legal Ireland Baldwin.

Just the fact that the paparazzi are snapping photos of her hiney in her short shorts with not much else on as she prances and bends over around town, well, it's truly inappropriate and I'm going to write a few angry, important type letters about it to the World Celebrity Photographers Council. And, in the meantime, while waiting for the postman to arrive, I might just sneak a peek. Err. I mean, protect and defend her innocence.

Like people used to say about Cleopatra. She's just a girl. Enjoy.