Increase Your Midi-Chlorians With “Star Wars” Yoga

What is a nerd to do for exercise? We suck at sports, have asthma, and last time I checked masturbating and crying weren't considered heart healthy. Luckily, there is a new yoga craze made just for us: Star Wars Yoga! Gone is the elegance and timeless quality of Indian yoga. Now we have "Downward facing Wookie", "At-At", "Fallen At-At", and the "Half 'I am your father'". I think that technically this is a joke created by Matthew Latkiewicz, but so what. Some things begin as a joke and turn into something real. I fully plan on doing "The extended X-Wing" to limber up every morning.