I’m a Simple Man Who Simply Likes McKayla Maroney on a Swing (VIDEO)

Oh, I'm not all that complicated. I like a peaceful Sunday morning like the rest of you. A cool beverage. The sound of children playing in the park far enough away that I can't hear them at all. I also happen to like former Olympic gold medal gymnast McKayla Maroney and what's become of her since the Olympics and since growing in her own attention-desiring babely legal status.

Sure, she hasn't exactly completely exposed her entire wry smile bodily secrets to the world. That's coming, eventually. But for now it's just All-American girl McKayla posting videos of herself in a little low cut top riding a swing in the Spring sun. I've got a case of the warm and fuzzies. Actually, my fuzzies are super warm. Bless you, McKayla. We are getting from A to B with some interesting stops in between. Enjoy.