I refuse To Believe Kate Beckinsale Is 46-Years-Old In New Bikini Pics

 

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A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Dec 1, 2019 at 12:54pm PST

Kate Beckinsale had a child, is middle-aged, and smoked cigarettes, and she still looks like the sexiest thirty-something-year-old on the planet. And I call bullshit! Obviously we're being duped in a major way, because no one who has lived the full smoke-filled childbearing life of a middle-aged woman can possibly look like this in a bathing suit. Beckinsale went on some exotic vacation with a miniature pony, and the pics from their adventure are just too hot to handle. Until next time Kate, you big fucking liar.

 

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If Jonny tunnels 20 feet I let him have a popsicle

A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Nov 30, 2019 at 5:30pm PST

 

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What makes us human? Having to confront our own mortality, questioning our origins through philosophy,religion and science. And the fact that if we wear white bikini bottoms we will ,within the hour, sit on a choc ice.

A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Nov 30, 2019 at 12:12am PST

 

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Sometimes we swap Speedos

A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Nov 29, 2019 at 2:11pm PST

 

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Out of office 🏖 @nobuloscabos

A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Nov 29, 2019 at 11:06am PST