Hulk Hogan Makes Terrifying Commercial In A Thong

By now we've all seen Miley Cyrus' construction equipment humping Wrecking Ball video. Well, in a new commercial for Hostamania, a web hosting site, Hulk Hogan rides a wrecking ball in a thong to the tune of his classic theme song Real American. Yes. That happened. This, alas, isn't the first time we've seen the Hulkster's ass. Remember his sex tape? Of course you do! There are certain things that you can't unsee. The rest of the commercial doesn't make a lot of sense. A guy is eating crayons and then another guy drops from the ceiling and steals and eats the first guys crayons and then Hulk Hogan beats him up. If Hostamania really wants to beat GoDaddy they might want to throw in some tits or hot chicks at least...not a 60-year-old leather purse-looking dude's ass.