How About those Golden Globes?

I don't believe in award shows for those who have already won at life. I find the whole thing pretentious and dated. Designed for the advertisers and to generate hype around the industry with some star studded event that these people think is prestigious and that they use as a platform to get their stupid unrelated messages out there. Like twitter in a tux and evening gown with more ego massaging.

They did happen and since we love movies and TV, this is the list of winners - assuming you haven't seen them yet because like I said, the whole thing is pretty dumb.

I haven't seen everything listed, so I probably shouldn't give much analysis, but I will say that I am glad Marriage Story didn't win much because it was garbage, I would have rather seen Joey King win than Michelle Williams, despite not seeing the Michelle Williams movie, I can tell that I will hate it. I am glad Brad Pitt won, he was great in OUTIH even if I don't think OUTIH was that good, I am glad it beat out Marriage Story in best script. 1917 must be good, or Sam Mendes is sucking some Foreign Press dick. Get FLEABAG out of here, Kirsten Dunst or Christina Applegate should have won that category....thank GOD Scarlett Overrated Johansson lost and was happy to see Succession do well, even though it is a Will Ferrell project and he is embarassing...and Renee Zelwegger is still weird but brought a panty flash and FUCK yes to Patricia Arquette's award and her tits...

Not to mention Selma Hayek's tits...the real GOLDEN GLOBES of the night...and yes...I know GOLDEN GLOBES referring to BREASTS is about 77 year old joke. Deal with it.

To see a HUGE amount of the GOLDEN GLOBES IN PICTURES CLICK HERE

The Golden Globes winners: (winners in bold)

Best Motion Picture -- Drama

1917
The Irishman
Joker
Marriage Story
The Two Popes

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture -- Drama

Cynthia Erivo, Harriet
Scarlett Johansson, Marriage Story
Saoirse Ronan, Little Women
Charlize Theron, Bombshell
Renée Zellweger, Judy

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture -- Drama

Christian Bale, Ford v Ferrari
Antonio Banderas, Pain and Glory
Adam Driver, Marriage Story
Joaquin Phoenix, Joker
Jonathan Pryce, The Two Popes

Best Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy

Dolemite Is My Name
Jojo Rabbit
Knives Out
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Rocketman

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy

Ana de Armas, Knives Out
Awkwafina, The Farewell
Cate Blanchett, Where'd You Go, Bernadette
Beanie Feldstein, Booksmart
Emma Thompson, Late Night

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy

Daniel Craig, Knives Out
Roman Griffin Davis, Jojo Rabbit
Leonardo DiCaprio, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Taron Egerton, Rocketman
Eddie Murphy, Dolemite Is My Name

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in Any Motion Picture

Tom Hanks, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Anthony Hopkins, The Two Popes
Al Pacino, The Irishman
Joe Pesci, The Irishman
Brad Pitt, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Best Original Score -- Motion Picture

Little Women - Alexandre Desplat
Joker - Hildur Guðnadóttir
Marriage Story - Randy Newman
1917 - Thomas Newman
Motherless Brooklyn - Daniel Pemberton

Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture made for Television

Catch-22
Chernobyl
Fosse/Verdon
The Loudest Voice
Unbelievable

Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture made for Television

Kaitlyn Dever, Unbelievable
Joey King, The Act
Helen Mirren, Catherine the Great
Merritt Weaver, Unbelievable
Michelle Williams, Fosse/Verdon

Best Director -- Motion Picture

Bong Joon-ho, Parasite
Sam Mendes, 1917
Todd Phillips, Joker
Martin Scorsese, The Irishman
Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series -- Drama

Jennifer Aniston, The Morning Show
Olivia Colman, The Crown
Jodie Comer, Killing Eve
Nicole Kidman, Big Little Lies
Reese Witherspoon, The Morning Show

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture made for Television

Patricia Arquette, The Act
Helena Bonham Carter, The Crown
Toni Collette, Unbelievable
Meryl Streep, Big Little Lies
Emily Watson, Chernobyl

Best Original Song -- Motion Picture

Who cares.

Best Television Series -- Musical or Comedy

Barry
Fleabag
The Kominsky Method
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
The Politician

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in Any Motion Picture

Kathy Bates, Richard Jewell
Annette Bening, The Report
Laura Dern, Marriage Story
Jennifer Lopez, Hustlers
Margot Robbie, Bombshell

Best Motion Picture -- Animated

Frozen II
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
The Lion King
Missing Link
Toy Story 4

Best Screenplay -- Motion Picture

Marriage Story - Noah Baumbach
Parasite - Bong Joon-ho & Han Jin-won
The Two Popes - Anthony McCarten
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood - Quentin Tarantino
The Irishman - Steven Zaillian

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series -- Drama

Brian Cox, Succession
Kit Harington, Game of Thrones
Rami Malek, Mr. Robot
Tobias Menzies, The Crown
Billy Porter, Pose

Best Motion Picture -- Foreign Language

The Farewell
Les Misérables
Pain and Glory
Parasite
Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series -- Musical or Comedy

Christina Applegate, Dead to Me
Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Kirsten Dunst, On Becoming a God in Central Florida
Natasha Lyonne, Russian Doll
Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag

Best Television Series -- Drama

Big Little Lies
The Crown
Killing Eve
The Morning Show
Succession

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture made for Television

Alan Arkin, The Kominsky Method
Kieran Culkin, Succession
Andrew Scott, Fleabag
Stellan Skarsgård, Chernobyl
Henry Winkler, Barry

Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or Motion Picture made for Television

Christopher Abbott, Catch-22
Sacha Baron Cohen, The Spy
Russell Crowe, The Loudest Voice
Jared Harris, Chernobyl
Sam Rockwell, Fosse/Verdon

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series -- Musical or Comedy

Michael Douglas, The Kominsky Method
Bill Hader, Barry
Ben Platt, The Politician
Paul Rudd, Living With Yourself
Ramy Youssef, Ramy

To see a HUGE amount of the GOLDEN GLOBES IN PICTURES CLICK HERE