Honest Game Trailers Gives ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ a Beating from the Mocktastic Stick (VIDEO)

Horror movies, games and TV shows have always had a boner for jump scares. Only horror novels seem exempt, although a special edition of The Shining with a pop-up picture of Jack Nicolson in his heeeere's Johnny! pose is an effing great idea. Get on that, publishing dudes.

Anywho. Yep. They're cheap, they're hackneyed, but they damn well work. They work so well that one of the biggest horror games of recent times is centered around one. And only one. Behold the ballache that is Five Nights at Freddy's.

The latest slice of rabid piss-takery from Honest Game Trailers gets it bang on, as they usually do. You could praise the game for its innovative concept and presentation, as well as its simple-yet-effective approach. You could. But what's funny about that? We all know what Freddy's is really good for: making dumbasses on Youtube crap their undercrackers.

Chuck E. Cheese, Ronald McDonald, these bastards are all terrifying in their own way. If you've ever been in their kitchens and seen how the Mc‘roadkill'Nuggets are made, you have witnessed true terror. Nonetheless, check out Freddy giving them a horribly predictable run for their money above.