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Honest Game Trailers Gets Down and Mocktastic with ‘Destiny’ (VIDEO)

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chris-littlechild - October 7, 2014

Honest Game Trailers, you cheeky bastards. Have some respect for your elders, your superiors, your... AAA games which don't want you to know they actually underwhelmed our asses.

Step forward, Destiny, the latest title to be tarred and feathered by Honest's... feathery tar of piss-takery. Yes indeed, in this episode, they take on one of the most hypetacular games of recent months. Because nothing is beyond the righteous middle finger of these guys.

"The storytelling of Halo, the scope of World of Warcraft and the co-operative fun of Borderlands — may eventually get patched in," the announcer promises, before debunking all of the PR wang-waving the game enjoyed pre-release. We were promised a ball-busting FPS/MMO/RPG hybrid, and... well, yes. This happened.

Fear not though, gentlemen. Via the power of snark and witty bitching, HGT are bringing Destiny to rights. DLC cash grabs, piss-poor voice acting and the shitness of color-coded loot, we're looking at you.


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