Heidi Klum, Rita Ora, and Taylor Swift Save the Dreck That Is MTV Europe With Hotness

When the male headliners at the MTV Europe Music Awards were David Hasselhoff,Jedward, and I think Gary Glitter on a prison-release program, our prognosis for pure craptastic was not looking great, but, thankfully, as with all events, bringing in hot chicks makes everything okay, even Hasselhoff, and the addition of some of our sextastic favorites like Heidi Klum, Rita Ora, and Taylor Swift (who we still can't figure out why we want to plow so badly, but, we do) helped to make the entire evening devoted to pop music, Euro style.

And that can be pretty bad. Enjoy.