Heidi Klum, Jennifer Lopez, and Jessica Alba A-List Holiday Hottie Pimstress Duty

Sure, we make fun of the B-Listers for making their weekend Vegas runs to pimp out the various sponsored nightclub events, but let's be financially honest, even the top of the celebrity charts are serving as eye-candy for dollars this time of year, albeit, the paychecks have a few more zeroes in them. Still, hotness is hotness, no matter who's footing the bill, so we definitely took long, care, and did we mention long, notice of Heidi Klum looking like just about the world's most delicious Christmas present pimping out something or other for QVC at the Four Seasons, Jennifer Lopez looking all kinds of mature sexy and shucking for Fiat (officially this time, not like at the AMA's), and even preciously new mama hot Jessica Alba, making a paid public appearance for Swarovski and the lighting up of Rodeo Drive for the holidays.

Three Yuletide pimstresses selling their wares in fine sexy fashion. It really is one of the greater pleasures of the otherwise stressful holiday shopping season. Enjoy.