Healthy Chrissy Teigen Steams Her Vagina

Elderly-shame me all you want, but sometimes I feel very fortunate to not have grown up in this generation. Back in my day, a much more innocent time, the only thing that was getting steamed was White Castles hamburgers upon request. But now Chrissy Teigen opened the floodgates letting everyone know she steams her vagina. What? I guess steaming mystery meat has crossed over from fast food to Teigen. Baby dick facials, hairy fairy armpit cornrows, and steamed poon, oh my! Elite women are getting weirder and weirder.

The supermodel and cookbook author surprised viewers by chatting about vaginal steaming with fellow co-host Carson Daly.

“Classical vaginal steaming ... yeah, I like to steam my vag,” the 33-year-old Teigen said as a photo that she posted on Instagram of her doing the treatment popped up on screen.

“Listen, I don’t like to do it, but if GP [Gwyneth Paltrow] tells me to do it, I’m kinda into it,” Teigen added.

“What does that mean?” Daly asked.

This is one of the rare times I agree with the outrage army. Hand me my chainmail, sword and shield. Chrissy’s hot box is out of control and needs to be slayed. Teigen is the last person I’d expect to be too good for the conventional Kegels and chill. Gwyneth Paltrow is the last person anyone should listen to for advice. Chances are Chrissy misunderstood the complete process of vaginal steaming. And I’m willing to bet a hefty sum Paltrow was originally soft-boiling an ostrich egg in her cooch for healing powers and healthy breakfast.

Photo Credit: Elle Magazine / Instagram / MEGA