Hayden Panettiere Dynamo Tits

Hayden Panettiere suffered from the asymptomatic version of postpartum depression that caused her to spend much of this past November in rehab with other celebrities suffering from undiagnosed Lyme disease and sex addiction to really attractive female models. Panettiere got her mind right and her enormous fake tits chiropractically adjusted. She's glowing again. In contrast, her Guatemalan nannies look exhausted. Panettiere showed up to the Critic's Choice Awards in a dress that fashion commentators noted has a keyhole cutout in the front. That's because they're all gay and have never heard of stripper tit window. What's your baby's name again? Just kidding. I'm not sure that nipple tape is double sided.

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