Hate Someone? Send Them Horse Sh’t Through Sh’t Express!

Who deserves to get a package from Sh't Express? That dude who swindled you out of a lot of cash... that "friend" who stole your girl from you... that girl who allowed herself to be stolen by your "friend"... and everyone else in between. Yeah, revenge is for the immature, but being immature also means being human, so let's all be human once in a while and give sh't to those who deserve it.

The Sh't Express is an actual company that sends horse sh't to your worst enemy, to a friend you want to prank, to that teacher who flunked you (but really, this isn't advisable if you actually want to pass), and so on and so forth. The plastic container will hold more than enough sh't to gross people out, with the following message pasted on the cover:

I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT.

WHAT NOW?

AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.

SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.

YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE

A BETTER PERSON.

Ah, the awesome things you can buy on the internet these days.

Send Sh't: $17