Hailee Lautenbach Has The Perfect Bikini Body

I’m glad Hailee Lautenbach is back. I don’t know where she’s been all of my life but her return is more than welcome. On second thought, I can’t fully prove that the woman I’ve seen in my dreams with the perfect bikini body was her, but Hailee fits the description in my head, so I will just assume that it was her. I’m actually in fear for Hailee at the moment. She’s at the beach all by herself. Having that much sand when you’re solo can lead to loneliness. I wouldn’t mind being her beach buddy. She can bring the perfect body, I can bring myself, the perfect companion.

I wonder if she’s into playing games on the beach. I’m up for some hide and seek. I can hide my feelings for her in plain sight so she eventually stumbles across them. I promise that I won’t play hard to get. I see she likes beach football. We can toss the ball around. I’m even more dangerous in the water when it comes to wide receiving since I’m so buoyant. I basically barrel my way through the water like a dolphin or German U-boat with Jerry Rice driving.