GTA V’s New ‘High Life’ DLC Knows if You’re an Ass, Judges You

Grandma always told us that crime doesn't pay. This doesn't explain why she's been hustling the poor old bastards at the retirement home for years (Tuesday is over 85's Blackjack day), but she's always been a little funny like that. What the balls, Grandma?

Besides, anyone who's ventured into Grand Theft Auto Online knows that's just BS anyway. By now, your in-game miscreant will probably be kitted out with some fancy-ass stuff indeed. If not, they soon will be. Feast your eyes, ears and nuts on the High Life DLC pack.

As Rockstar Newswire reported yesterday, the new content focuses on all things spangly. You can now own two properties simultaneously, like the badass homicidal drug dealer you are. There's also a luxurious set of shit-your-pants-expensive new vehicles to buy. Three cars (the Enus Huntley S, Dewbauchee Massacro and Pegassi Zentorno SUV, sports and super respectively) and the Dinka Thrust motorcycle await. There are also five new apartments on offer, which you can check out a Youtube tour of here.

Perhaps the biggest news is the addition of the Mental State stat. This is a further effort to monitor player behavior, an issue the game has had since release. Rockstar explain that this will affect the color of each player's icon on the minimap:
"The redder the blip, the more psychotic the player; the whiter the blip, the friendlier they are."

An at-a-glance asshole alert? We're on board. Hit the link for more details of the High Life.