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aldo-vallon - September 19, 2018
From the number of photos that were taken of Grace Teal compared to the number that were taken of her stretching, my guess is that she was not in motion for a whole hell of a long time. And I must say, that does not disappoint me. Baywatch did wonders for the slow-mo run, but the thing is, they actually had to be moving on screen to get the full effect. When they are frozen at the wrong moment their boobs will be looking like lopsided pancakes. There is not a lot of enjoyment to be had there.
But stretching, there is an activity that is pleasing to be seen from all sorts of angles. There is bending, and leaning, and pressing. All sorts of -ing’s that give me all sorts of satisfaction. And stretching is a task that benefits everybody.
What do I care about a woman’s ability to run far distances? But show me a girl who can touch the back of her head with the bottoms of her feet and I will show you a girl with potential. That is a hard trait to screen for in a potential mate though.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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