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elliot-wolf - February 24, 2018
Heather Graham would win hottest on the red carpet every time she stepped on one. She’s just one of those women I have a hard time turning my head away from. Heather shouldn’t be allowed to call her new film Half-Magic because any woman hoping to look anywhere nearly as good as her would require the help of 100 Harry Houdinis. Maybe a title like Heather is magically delicious would be more appropriate. I also just happen to have an appetite for attractive women so I may see the movie more than once. It’s a slightly longer title than Half Magic but it’s straight to the point. No need to keep the audience guessing on what the movie is about. If she allowed me to be the man in her life I’d have the hardest time not saying abracadabra it’s Heather Graham after she walked through every door.
I have to figure a way to get in to her next event. She needs to know exactly how I feel about her. I would never treat her in a wham, bam, thank you Graham manner. I’m exactly the gentleman she needs to accompany her on the red carpet when she publicly roles out her new film projects.
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