Girls Of FEMEN Are the Ukrainian Calvalry

Poor Mr. Putin. You might've thought the loyalist Ukrainian forces were no match for your Russian Bear army, but here comes the dainty ladies of FEMEN to thwart your aggression with the unparalleled anger of painted feminists with body issues. Your missiles and bullets are no match for the shield of pissed off estrogen that now encircles Kiev like an uncomfortable woolen blanket of vaginal rage. Queens to King's Knight Four. Your move, Vlad.

(Yeah, they're actually in Times Square. I dare you to be the one to tell them how pointless that is.)

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