Gia Genevieve Topless for Uncle Terry

Any notion that Uncle Terry was going to take his naughty balls and go home remains the dreamscape of people who would convict a man merely for being a creepy photographer with young girls from Slovakia claiming he shoved his dick in their ears. That wouldn't even merit him a sweep-under-the-rug transfer if he were a public school teacher in Los Angeles. It's easy to suggest that men blindly support Terry Richardson because he takes and shares pictures of topless women. It's also true. If he ran the helados y conos de nieve jingle cart in the park, we'd hoist the pitchforks and run him out of town.

What you do matters. Nobody's going to hire a dude who whips his toddler's balls for punishment to work their soda fountain. There are a half dozen teams in the NFL trying to land Adrian Peterson in their backfield. The Dirty Dozen were all criminals, but we had Nazis to kill. If you have any doubt about where you stand, just stare into this girl's tits and ask yourself if they should go away. Put a disclaimer on his front door like we do cigarettes and leave Uncle Terry to his important work.

Photo Credit: Terry Richardson