Gemma Atkinson in A Bikini

British TV chicks get away with being far less anorexic and paler than their American counterparts. The Emmy Awards auditorium smells like vomit and spray tan. England is more practical. Maybe it's all the bombs Hitler dropped. Or the thirty-nine percent transvestite rate. They covet thick chicks with big tits like men in the U.S. talk about how they want to bang a ninety-five pound chick who lives off celery juice and cotton balls. She's not moaning, she's seizing. I know. That feels amazing. Don't tell her.

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