Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Conan O’Brien Kisses Some French Dudes to Death in ‘Assassin’s Creed Unity’ (VIDEO)

Conan cannot and will not be stopped. From Grand Theft Auto V to Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, he strides into the biggest, badassiest releases unfazed; armed only with his license to snark. He may get a little sidetracked by his efforts to gun down a particularly angry-looking milk carton, but he knows his stuff right here.

Well, usually, no, he effing doesn't. But hold on to your butts, because this episode of Clueless Gamer is a shocker.

This week, Conan's trying his hand at Assassin's Creed Unity. We already know we're onto something good with this one; he opens with a boner joke. That's what today's games reviews have been missing: piss-takery about erectile dysfunction. And when you throw some causal reminding-us-that-Kanye-West-is-still-an-ass into the bargain, that's all the better.

Above, behold the French Revolution, Conan O'Brien style. We learn that all French people have horrible British accents, and 'collecting receipts and getting involved in theatrical labor disputes' is the most exciting thing in the world. Most of all, it's revealed that Conan is a terrifyingly, authorities-alertingly good Assassin's Creed serial killer.

Via Joystiq.