Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week: Boobs, Butts and Ninja Cats

The weekend is nigh! Before this week strides into the sunset like the old dude with the shit-tacular beard in every western movie ever (with a youthful damsel on his arm and an ex-nemesis bleeding onto the kitchen linoleum from bullet holes in his balls in his wake) we need another installment of oddities from the industry.

Mostly because we love you guys. Almost -almost- enough to engage in a little eyes-averted manly mano a manly mano banter at adjacent urinals in public restrooms. We wouldn't even laugh if you pissed on your shoes. As such, we can't let you leave for two days of alcoholic frolics without first introducing the likes of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance's immortal ninja cat, or adult strategy title Boob Wars: Big Breasts vs Flat Chests.

You need this shit. We deliver. Set phasers to gallery perusal!

Destructoid brings us the wonderment of Boob Wars.

Hit Kotaku for more on the South Park Trials course and Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance's invincible ninja cat.