Frenchy Morgan Tiny Pink Shorts and Dropped Items

Frenchy Morgan may not be your cup of tea, but she's certainly still pouring regardless. The French reality star turned Hollywood comer and veteran player of the public displays of exhibitionism just keeps on plugging away. She comes for that school of impossibly revealing clothing only to accidentally drop something you can never quite make out. It's prurient pantomime.

For her latest reality episode without the TV, French took to the streets of Los Angeles in impossible tiny shorts and contrastingly large heels. This is how I imagine all Parsian ladies of the evening to dress when you're shopping in the less wealthy parts of town. Alas, we are bound by Egotastic leering code to share all revelations of the ridiculously sexually posed. Hence, French Morgan. She will not be ignored. Enjoy.

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