Frenchy Morgan Overstaying

When the The Wall is built at the borders it's time to bring out every douchey nightclub bouncer ever to man the door. Those ex-wrestlers who've peaked in prestige at twenty-four with a clipboard deciding the fate of would-be entrants. Scan that chick up and down. Don't hold back. Too old, too fat, too mutt-faced. Would you let this French chick into 1OAK? Then she doesn't get into America either. Juarez has some nice hotels. Keep an eye on your kidney. It's that thing next to your stomach scars.

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