Fox Hunt (In Motion): Let’s Ogle the Cleavetastic Cosplay of Comic-Con (VIDEO)

Why do we dudely dudes attend these nerdtacular conventions? There are but three prospective answers to this query. 1. We goddamn don't, and would rather shave our gonads with a chainsaw while under the influence of several shitloads of alcohol. 2. To get that saggy octogenarian who played Spider-man in 1954 to autograph our novelty Spider-Wang tightie-whities. 3. To leer with gleeful abandon at the fine fillies who have quite plainly spent several painstaking hours compressing their bountiful chesticles into pvc corsets and suchlike.

Naturellement, we can only condone one of those possibilities. The ballbag-shaving one. We've been told to refrain from showing you a video of that, alas (though they're surely readily available, this is the ever-depraved internet after all), so the above clip with have to suffice. It's an artistic, educational, scientific and boobtacular documentary -minus those first three things, whatever the jubilant host valiantly concealing his big ol' erection may tell us to the contrary- supporting the ladies that renew gentlemanly interest in these events among those of us that aren't one of the four science guys from The Big Bang Theory.