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Lex Jurgen - December 5, 2014
Robert Pattinson's new girlfriend performed in Miami reminding everybody that Robert Pattinson is an edgy dude who likes complicated women, clearly not a closeted gay man building asexual relationships with emotional disturbed girls. She's British and has a funky stage name which makes her work inherently more interesting that somebody with a plain name who just knows how to sing. The only way to make Art Basel more relevant would be a performance piece where singers from Sierra Leone vomit Ebola onto the crowd and everybody applauds the social statement behind their own pending deaths.
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