Fergie Dribbling Her Own Butt

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A post shared by Fergie (@fergie) on Oct 24, 2017 at 1:18pm PDT

I have to give mad respect to Fergie for the skillful display of muscle control she is exhibiting here. I do not have enough control over my hands in order to keep them from dribbling a basketball off of my own foot, while Fergie here is dribbling her own ass off the floor. It is probably doing workouts like that one that keep her butt looking so adequately inflated. Other women look like their butts have just been removed from storage and are desperately in need of a few psi.

The splits are a wonder in themselves. The dedication it takes in order to be at that level is something I do not possess. I know from having tried in the past. You might be wondering what need a grown man would have for performing the splits. The answer to that is so that I can win easy bets at a bar. All of the women that I would impress with my skill would only be a nice bonus.  

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