Farrah Abraham Picks A Wedgie Out Of Her Big Taint

Not to send you into a hypersexual overdrive leading up to the whoriest weekend of the year (you're going to need to save those juices for Bella Thorne's Instagram) but we've got pics of Farrah Abraham picking a wedging out of her fat taint. Sorry keyboard. You've been slimed.

Abraham is a factory reject version of a Jenndashian - like jeans with three legs and a missing pocket sold as Ross Dress For Less for fifty cents. For as cheaply made as, let's say, Kylie Jenner appears, everything about Abraham is a step down. She's a stretched out stocking with four haphazardly placed balloons squeezed inside forming her ass and spooky tits. And for as little respect as she has for herself, the Teen Mom alum has even less for her daughter. Remember when she filmed her young child petting their dead dog. She has no soul. Needless to say, I'm in love.

Abraham recently backdoor-ed her way onto some yacht, and thankfully the nearby paparazzi caught these amazing snaps of her picking a wedgie. With her asshole exposed to the wind, you can practically hear the whistling sound. Cupid's arrow, you've done it again.

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