Farrah Abraham Goes Round Two of Backdoor Teen Mom

Porn isn't much different than regular Hollywood. When something does well, there's going to be a sequel. Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham swore all over her well-greased anus that she was done making porn. But, as of late tomorrow night, she's got another one coming out. A sequel to her very private anal lovemaking tape with James Deen that mysteriously got leaked to the masturbating world against her will. Once more, Farrah is claiming this second tape, which actually is just unseen sex swing and orifice plunging scenes from the first one, is being released against her will and legal rights. Though her claims to such opposition seem to be in doubt. More importantly, the world is getting what it needs now more than ever. A young mother with a newly divulged sexual molestation past rocking back and forth on a swing while a dude with a spoofy porn name bangs her senseless. Don't tell me there's not a higher power watching over us.

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