Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom DVD Giveaway!

Okay, technically the tape is known as Farrah Superstar, not Farrah Abraham, lest her family fall under any shame in her small hometown in Iowa where backdoor sex tapes are made daily, but not talked about in public.

But, bigger news, I've got DVD copies of Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom to giveaway to you, our faithful denizen. Just imagine how popular you'll be at parties when you flash your authentic Backdoor disc to the adoring ladies. Time to get lucky.

I set up a Twitter account for RealBillSwift. A place where I can tell you some of the things I can't tell you on Egotastic! because the FCC and Interpol and the World Conspiracy Council would take me away in their silent helicopters.

*** In five words or less, tweet your imaginative color description of Farrah Abraham's bunghole to @RealBillSwift and the couple best descriptions will win a copy of the DVD still minty fresh in box, all nice and pretty.Enjoy.