Fanny Flambeaux: The Doll That Shoots Fire From Her Hoo-Ha

There's a lot of talk these days about toy safety. Every mom out there in babyland wants to make sure their precious little snowflake is the maximum amount of safe. God forbid anything happen to little Dakota or Skyler! Well, weird Scottish guy Big Clive decided to make a doll that is not only unsafe but deeply disturbing. Fanny Flambeaux is a Barbie-like doll that shoots fire from her vagina. Not figurative fire, mind you, but a steady stream of flame. Apparently, she is the leader of the Smoking Pussies gang. I don't know how I feel about this. It's not good, though.