Evil Judge Shuts Down Sriracha Factory

One of the worst tragedies in recent memory happened this week when a diabolically evil judge ruled to shut down part of the Sriracha factory. Neighbors of the Irwindale Huy Fong Foods factory have been complaining about the smell for months. The judge found in favor of the whiny jerks and shut down part of the factory. Did I mention that this is the only factory that produces the delicious rooster sauce in the U.S.? Well it is. As if anyone with a nose an a heart could dislike the smell of delicious Sriracha sauce. This is a classic case of activist judgeship. Clearly, this a-hole is one of those "mild salsa" types. The kind that don't have the cojones to eat anything with a scoville spicy unit higher than a bowl of tapioca. I call on all of the lovers of the tasty sauce to band together and demand an appeal with a judge that is less of a pussy.