Erika Wheaton Enjoys Miami Beach With A Friend

 Two tushies this fine should not be allowed to fit in the same picture. Under the current trend of booties, where quantity is held over quality, it will soon be nearly impossible to fit more than one rear in the same frame. It is nice to see what will soon be considered to be throwback cabooses in an un-simulated environment. If you do not think that day is coming, you are dead wrong. It is coming fast with all the force of a runaway locomotive. 

Soon photos will need to be edited to make an arse appear smaller. Through plastic surgery and selective breeding it will be rare to find a butt that does not require two chairs in order to sit comfortably. Once that day comes the whole process will start again, only in reverse. Soon the flat-assed will be highly sought after, while the full moon bearers will become ignored. This process has been going on since the beginning of time itself and I do not see it ending any time soon. Just because it is a behind does not mean it will be left behind in history.   

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