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brian-mcgee - November 13, 2018
Man, no one, but no one can get into the headlines as consistently and for as good a reason as Emily Ratajkowski. Whenever she's in the headline, it's because she did something sexy. She's not in the headlines because they're dedicating a new wing to a children's hospital in her honor. She's not in the headlines because she discovered the cure for the common cold.
No, Emily Ratajkowski is in the headlines for being sexy. Always, all the time, it's always because she did something or just was sexy out somewhere. She's like a headline machine for sexiness. She's not like the Kardashians who make headlines because they took a shit in the shape of the Virgin Mary or started a new line of underwear for women with exceptionally large asses.
No, Emily's different. She's only grabbing headlines because she's grabbing our attention. I like that, there's no expectation of a transaction involved the way there is with a Kardashian. They're like, "Made you look, now spend fifty dollars on crap you don't need."
So rest assured, when you see Emily Ratajkowski's name in a headline, a sexy time is sure to follow. No strings attached... except maybe bikini strings. But that's only once in a while.
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