Emily Ratajkowski Braless and Sextastic in Orange for Power Breakfast

Oh, Emily Ratajkowski, first you won my heart, now my body. Please show up to accept your award. I'll be the knee-buckled jellyfish like creature in the corner waiting for you to take me home and put me over your fireplace. I hope you have one in the bedroom.

Emily looked absolutely perfect as any woman can be in clothing at the Women in Entertainment breakfast, an event that doesn't sound like I should be attending, but one for which I should mostly definitely be spying from the rafters. Talk about your procession of hotties pretending to eat French Toast but just nibbling on a single egg white omelet and a grape. Yum. Starvation and sextastic decked out ladies make me quiver. Emily, if you look this smoking hot in the morning, I can only imagine how alluring you will look after seventeen hours of nonstop making of the sexy in the rumpus room at my abode. I just need to find somebody to cover me on the latter sixteen hours and forty minutes. Daddy needs his naps. Enjoy.

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