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bill-swift - December 13, 2014
I'm quite sure I'm in lust with Swedish beauty Elsa Hosk. I am getting those butterflies in my tummy, or what I'll describe as such while knowing it's tingles in my genetic bank, that a man gets for a woman when he just knows he'd like to build her a log cabin deep in the woods and spend a year there with her living off nothing but jerky and tender making of the sexy on the front stoop. That's the primal emotion emotion I feel when peeking at Elsa in her latest Victoria's Secret spread.
Elsa was the angel who accidentally winged Ariana Grande during the fashion show performance cat walk. I'm sure she didn't mean it, though I would have paid several quid to see the girls fight just a bit, maybe rip each other's clothes off, then makeup by making out. It could have happened. I bought tickets just in case. Elsa, do you see how discombobulating you are to the male and Sapphic leaning lady brain? It's not you, it's us. Well, it is partially you. Just so damn hot. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Victoria's Secret
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