Elle Macpherson, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Alba: Wicked Hot Moms Invade Golden Globes Press Room

Holy faptastic! Just imagine this three-headed-hottie celebrity sextastic as co-presidents of  your PTA. School would most definitely be in session.

Elle Macpherson, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Alba were three of the super hot moms who commanded respect, and some awkward moments for male members of the press trying to hide their, well, members, as these ridiculously sexy women parades through during the 2012 Golden Globe Awards tonight.

It' almost unfathomable to imagine these three women gracing the same podium, but it's quite fathomable for me to imagine being that lucky microphone they pursed their lips up against. Damn you, lucky microphone! In my next life, perhaps. Enjoy.